Posts Tagged ‘Easter bunny’

The Easter bunny seemed to be in a hurry when we passed him on a grassy lane off of Perry Pike. He was pedaling like mad–probably because he had a ton of Easter baskets to deliver and he needed to get back to Bunny headquarters to pick up the next batch that his little chickens were arranging for him.

If you spot the Easter bunny on his bicycle, please share the road. We don’t want any squashed jelly beans or unhappy children on Easter morning. Although you might be startled and want to stop and stare, please avoid the urge so this furry guy can get to his destinations safely. We were a bit disappointed that the Easter bunny was not wearing a helmet, but he did follow other bicycling etiquette. We heard him announce his arrival to several bewildered pedestrians: “Passing on the left.”

The Easter bunny would like to remind everyone that his rabbit, duck, and chick buddies do not make good presents in an Easter basket. Although adorable, they quickly grow up and require a ton of commitment and responsibility. So choose chocolate bunnies and marshmallow peeps over the living, breathing kind. The Easter bunny encourages you to read up on this issue, which he strongly supports, at the Make Mine Chocolate web site HERE.

We wish everyone a peaceful and Happy Easter. Be on the look out for our bike riding, eco-friendly Easter bunny (maybe next year, he’ll be driving an electric car!). Joe offered the use of the drugstore van, but the Easter bunny declined.

If you have an emergency over the holiday, please page Joe at 614-240-8421 (I’ll bet the Easter bunny will be calling Sunday morning, wanting to borrow the van!).